Amusement Mile: The Story

A story. With each post, we write a sentence that adds to the story.

On a dark night, in a cold city, a shadowy figure runs across the rooftops, it is...

A random Gotham citizen stealing a toy bunny

He is trying to get on time on his kid's birthday party, but then, Mr Freeze...

...gets beaten the crap out of him by Dick and Damian on the next corner , so the thief...

Thief gets distracted by the beating so he trips over a cable, that was shot by...

...Deadshot,who knows what he's doing

Mr Freeze pimpsmacks Dick and throws Damian off the building, Deadshot then

falls to the ground because Damian fell on him , so the boy wonder uses to opportunity to...

Go to Pizza Hut and get a robin fan boys autograph!

Dick than pimp slaps Mr Freeze back , but with a bat power glove , so ...

Freeze dies and Harley Quinn has a baby...me! They call me DEV JOKER. And the first thing I do is get breast fed!

But Joker...

..is jalouse of you , so he ...

Sends me to work with Batman and I end up looking like this.

Bats flood the city, as Batman takes down criminals one by one, this goes one for an hour

Robin flies in and gets the last guy. Penguin seems mad as he appears, so he...

bursts in tears, Batman looks on in shock, and Robin...

kicks him in his a** , so Batman...

Shot Robin with a Magnum 44. And Dev...

jumps up and down, Batman takes off his mask to reveal he's Thomas Elliot, cause uses guns, and

I ( thomas Elliot) turn back into Dev and pants Batman so he...

explodes and bright light flashes

And Dev dies.Who kills Dev? Chuck Norris,by Dev look on his eyes.And...

Batman crashes through the walls, he lazily...

Batman become Chuck Norris partner and Chuck Norris kill Joker and Harley so saying "BOO!" 1000 kilometers behind them

Paul McCartney walks on the streets, sees everything, and..